{"id":4432,"date":"2011-06-11T15:20:06","date_gmt":"2011-06-11T20:20:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4432"},"modified":"2011-06-11T15:20:06","modified_gmt":"2011-06-11T20:20:06","slug":"having-spent-my-share-of-time-in-the-cash-extraction-chamber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4432","title":{"rendered":"Having spent my share of time in the cash extraction chamber"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>of many hospitals, this one was among the best, albeit populated by people whose grasp of the obvious was tenuous at best. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;take off your clothes and put themin the closet there&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;all of them?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;yes, everything.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Um..&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;What?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;It&#8217;s my hands. They&#8217;re operating on my hands&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;we still need you naked. I&#8217;ll leave the room if you&#8217;re..&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Look. I have zero modesty. If you&#8217;d like to see my wedding tackle, just ask, I&#8217;m only too happy to show it to you. But theyre operaing on my HANDS. I have a shortsleeved shirt, I shouldnt even have to take THAT off&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;no, you have to be naked,  those are the rules&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;And after this, when I&#8217;m naked, and both of my hands are effectively giant tootsie Pops, will you be pulling up my underdrawers for me?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No, we will  leave you so you can dress yourself&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The medical profession may have something of a clue as to how to cure people, but what they have in skill they lack, utterly, in common sense. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>of many hospitals, this one was among the best, albeit populated by people whose grasp of the obvious was tenuous at best. &#8220;take off your clothes and put themin the closet there&#8217; &#8220;all of them?&#8221; &#8220;yes, everything.&#8221; &#8220;Um..&#8221; &#8220;What?&#8221; &#8220;It&#8217;s my hands. They&#8217;re operating on my hands&#8221; &#8220;we still need you naked. I&#8217;ll leave the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4432"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4432"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4432\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}