{"id":4467,"date":"2011-06-28T05:00:44","date_gmt":"2011-06-28T10:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4467"},"modified":"2011-06-27T23:35:40","modified_gmt":"2011-06-28T04:35:40","slug":"the-time-had-come","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4467","title":{"rendered":"The time had come"},"content":{"rendered":"

Midwest Chick <\/a>said
\nTo speak of many things
\nLike why Chicago’s full of thugs
\nAnd whether pigs have wings
\nAnd if the dogs will get along
\nand sniff each others things<\/p>\n

“Oh, Zombies, come and walk with us”
\nThen Brigid<\/a> did command
\n“The range is warm and quiet now
\nthe berms filled with fresh sand”
\nThe zombies blithely ran behind
\n“It sounds so very grand!”<\/p>\n

And Mr B<\/a> brought up the rear
\nA rangebox by each side
\n“The stands for Zombies are right here
\nYou have no need to hide”
\nand then he pinned them one by one
\nTo frames that they could ride.<\/p>\n

And so they played and shot and sang
\nand bowling pins were tossed
\nThe piles of brass swam round their feet
\nand many zombies lost
\n“It’s time to go” Mr B said”let’s all get in the car”
\nBut the zombies all were full of holes, they wouldn’t travel far.<\/p>\n

So back they travelled to the nest
\nThey wanted just to sit
\nA little drink, a little rest,
\nThey didnt’ give a shit.
\nThen Og showed up with girls in tow
\nAnd threw a wrench in it.<\/p>\n

he said “Lets hit the winery<\/a>
\nand sample us some booze.
\nWe’ll yap and smoke and shoot some shit
\nand then go home and snooze.
\nAnd I can look at mowers rescued
\nfrom primordial ooze”<\/p>\n

And so the group they wandered off
\nto drink and talk and laugh
\nthere was a lot of talk of Bart,
\nsuggestions of a bath
\nAnd if currency smelled of underwear
\n(Though that might be a gaffe)<\/p>\n

There might not be a single thing
\nI’d have wished to do more
\nUnless it involved three legged cows
\na midget and a whore
\nNobody seemed to even think
\neach other were a bore. <\/p>\n

Thanks for a great sunday, folks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Midwest Chick said To speak of many things Like why Chicago’s full of thugs And whether pigs have wings And if the dogs will get along and sniff each others things “Oh, Zombies, come and walk with us” Then Brigid did command “The range is warm and quiet now the berms filled with fresh sand” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4467"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4467"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4467\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}