{"id":4491,"date":"2011-07-08T06:00:04","date_gmt":"2011-07-08T11:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4491"},"modified":"2011-07-07T22:17:27","modified_gmt":"2011-07-08T03:17:27","slug":"flyfishing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4491","title":{"rendered":"Flyfishing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>has always seemed to me like a gentleman&#8217;s sport, the fishing equivalent of driven pheasant hunting on British Moors, or shooting elephant with large doubles in India. <\/p>\n<p>Hunting require some skill, but durability is more desirable in a hunter than finesse.  Flyfishing on the other hand..<\/p>\n<p>Reading John Venlet&#8217;s suggestions, and taking them to heart, I&#8217;ve purchased a beginner fly rod and reel, and begun practicing a bit. <\/p>\n<p>Since I never had anyone to teach me anything before, its always been an undiscovered country to me, but John has been extremely patient so far in answering my stupid questions. I&#8217;ve also watched some Youtube videos, and seen some other instructional stuff, but nothing prepared me for the horror of&#8230;. threading the liine through the eyes on the rod. <\/p>\n<p>Apparently the leader is composed primarily of  a substance slightly superior to teflon coated with bacon grease, for just handling it is about as possible as canning snake farts. The first time I threaded it through the eyes, the transition where the leader met the line caught on one of the eyes and it shot back out like a rifle, puddling in a pile around my knees. The second time I managed to get the line all the way to the tip top before it snapped back through the eyes. <\/p>\n<p>For the effort it takes to get the damned thing through the eyes in one direction, you&#8217;d think it would never move in the opposite direction. Here I will enumerate Ogs First Law of flyfishing: <\/p>\n<p>1:The eyes on a fly rod are placed in the wrong direction; the line moves through of it&#8217;s own accord towards the reel, but away from the reel must be cajoled. Flipping the eyes would result in a self-threading rod, but the you&#8217;d never be able to reel the fish in. <\/p>\n<p>After rethreading the leader into the eyes on the rod for the forty-fifth time, I managed to get enough line out that it didn&#8217;t automagically self-retract, and I tried practicing some simple roll casts, as described by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Wht57evYUV4\">this guy.<\/a> His british accent makes him seem knowledgeable. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;m gonna try my luck with some poppers on panfish this weekend. I&#8217;ll also be setting some trotlines for catfish, which is more the kind of fishing i&#8217;m personally familiar with. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m the guy, for fishing, by the way. I haven&#8217;t fished a good deal in years, because I&#8217;m the guy who shows up to fish and everyone says &#8220;oh, you should have been here last week, the fish were jumping into the boat, filletiing themselves, and seasoning their own fillets before deep frying spontaneously.&#8221; or &#8220;Man, after you left, the fish started flopping up onto the bank&#8221; It&#8217;s a superpower. Not quite as useless as my other superpower(the ability to find the feminine hygeine product in the store with the barcode which will not scan) but certainly useless to ME.<\/p>\n<p>So I fully expect to be skunked in a way unknown to humans since the beginning of time. <\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t wish me luck, I don&#8217;t want to screw up my losing streak. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>has always seemed to me like a gentleman&#8217;s sport, the fishing equivalent of driven pheasant hunting on British Moors, or shooting elephant with large doubles in India. Hunting require some skill, but durability is more desirable in a hunter than finesse. Flyfishing on the other hand.. Reading John Venlet&#8217;s suggestions, and taking them to heart, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4491","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4491"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4491\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}