{"id":4506,"date":"2011-07-15T14:58:55","date_gmt":"2011-07-15T19:58:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4506"},"modified":"2011-07-15T20:05:02","modified_gmt":"2011-07-16T01:05:02","slug":"i-kinda-figured-it-woud-come-to-this-someday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4506","title":{"rendered":"I kinda figured it would come to this someday."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Man has colander on head in<a href=\"http:\/\/olddogg.com\/worldnews\/niko-alm-pastafarian-wins-right-to-wear-colander-on-head-in-drivers-license-photo\/\"> drivers license photo.<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>I knew <a href=\"http:\/\/cheeseaisle.blogspot.com\/search?q=colander\">this sort of stuff<\/a> would come to no good. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man has colander on head in drivers license photo. I knew this sort of stuff would come to no good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4506"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4506"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4506\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}