{"id":4515,"date":"2011-07-19T06:47:12","date_gmt":"2011-07-19T11:47:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4515"},"modified":"2011-07-19T06:47:12","modified_gmt":"2011-07-19T11:47:12","slug":"i-began-my-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4515","title":{"rendered":"I began my day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>awakening myself by stubbing my toe against the wall adjacent to the bathtub. Then I cranked my shin into the coffee table. As I sat, naked, bruised, and bleeding, on the rocking chair in front of the picture window, watching the rabbits munch on my peas, I wondered to myself, do you think it&#8217;s possible to breed vermin that will just eat weeds? Groundhogs and bunnies that will nibble down the crabgrass and elephant rhubarb, and leave your produce alone?<\/p>\n<p>Pain does interesting things to the mind. <\/p>\n<p>I also have a vague recollection of waking up in the wee hours with spine-bending gut pain, though I don&#8217;t know if that was real or an hallucination. <\/p>\n<p>Getting old is not for pussies, it ain&#8217;t. Only tough old geezers can stand it. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>awakening myself by stubbing my toe against the wall adjacent to the bathtub. Then I cranked my shin into the coffee table. As I sat, naked, bruised, and bleeding, on the rocking chair in front of the picture window, watching the rabbits munch on my peas, I wondered to myself, do you think it&#8217;s possible [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4515"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4515\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}