{"id":4519,"date":"2011-07-21T08:01:13","date_gmt":"2011-07-21T13:01:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4519"},"modified":"2011-07-21T08:01:13","modified_gmt":"2011-07-21T13:01:13","slug":"to-the-cougar-in-the-red-porsche-cayenne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4519","title":{"rendered":"To the cougar in the red Porsche Cayenne:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Look, you&#8217;ve been holding up traffic for an half hour now, driving 50 in the fast lane on the expressway whilst trowelling on makeup.<\/p>\n<p>it ain&#8217;t helping. You still look like a monkey. Look, if you want to molest a teenaged boy, the porsche will probably be adequate bait. Stiffler&#8217;s mom you will never be, and if you&#8217;re looking to play with the wobbly bits of the barely postpubescent you&#8217;ll find that some will be willing no matter what you look like. <\/p>\n<p>And get the fuck off the highway. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look, you&#8217;ve been holding up traffic for an half hour now, driving 50 in the fast lane on the expressway whilst trowelling on makeup. it ain&#8217;t helping. You still look like a monkey. Look, if you want to molest a teenaged boy, the porsche will probably be adequate bait. Stiffler&#8217;s mom you will never be, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4519"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4519"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4519\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}