{"id":453,"date":"2005-08-17T06:55:06","date_gmt":"2005-08-17T11:55:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=453"},"modified":"2005-08-17T06:55:06","modified_gmt":"2005-08-17T11:55:06","slug":"didja-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=453","title":{"rendered":"Didja ever.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>eat a bunch of food specifically for it&#8217;s er, aftervalue? Eat a bunch of baby carrots and not chew them well just so&#8217;s they&#8217;d scratch an itch on the way out? Or a big bowl of Extra Crunchy Bran Flakes, sans milk? <\/p>\n<p>Nah, me neither. Really.<\/p>\n<p>Now pass me that Shredded wheat. Yeah, the ones that look like little brillo pads.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>eat a bunch of food specifically for it&#8217;s er, aftervalue? Eat a bunch of baby carrots and not chew them well just so&#8217;s they&#8217;d scratch an itch on the way out? Or a big bowl of Extra Crunchy Bran Flakes, sans milk? Nah, me neither. Really. Now pass me that Shredded wheat. Yeah, the ones [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=453"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}