{"id":4531,"date":"2011-07-27T13:45:02","date_gmt":"2011-07-27T18:45:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4531"},"modified":"2011-07-27T13:45:02","modified_gmt":"2011-07-27T18:45:02","slug":"og-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4531","title":{"rendered":"Og: 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whistlepig: 0.<\/p>\n<p>Who knew that those little bastards could climb trees? I sure didn&#8217;t. But they can, and do. <\/p>\n<p>And then they fall on your head while you&#8217;re watching them gradually keel over from puncture wounds of unknown origin. <\/p>\n<p>Glad he was dead.  I now completely understand why it&#8217;s not cool to stand directly under the monkey you&#8217;re shooting with a blowgun dart. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whistlepig: 0. Who knew that those little bastards could climb trees? I sure didn&#8217;t. But they can, and do. And then they fall on your head while you&#8217;re watching them gradually keel over from puncture wounds of unknown origin. Glad he was dead. I now completely understand why it&#8217;s not cool to stand directly under [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4531"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4531\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}