“You were going two and a half times the speed limit”<\/p>\n
“The street was two way. Neither of the ways was Sideways”<\/p>\n
“Sweeping the loose gravel off the inside of the Vermillion Parkway S turn is not your responsibility, you were lucky you didn’t get killed”<\/p>\n
“There are plenty of good reasons slicks are not allowed on the street”<\/p>\n
“Well, Mr Og, this is a new record, you are on the docket for three different violations on the same day”<\/p>\n
“Officer N was not attacking you, and vomit was not an appropriate response in any event”<\/p>\n
“Traffic school”<\/p>\n
“Traffic school”<\/p>\n
“There is no road past that intersection. It is a cornfield. Using it as a shortcut to Route 8 causes Farmer X a good deal of distress”<\/p>\n
“Traffic school”<\/p>\n
“You do understand it is impossible to drive a trailways bus to Cuba, right? ”<\/p>\n
“Traffic school”<\/p>\n
“Traffic school”<\/p>\n
“Traffic school”<\/p>\n
“I can’t send you to Traffic school anymore. You know the course better than the instructors. Community service”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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