{"id":4705,"date":"2011-10-16T19:27:16","date_gmt":"2011-10-17T00:27:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4705"},"modified":"2011-10-16T19:27:16","modified_gmt":"2011-10-17T00:27:16","slug":"house-resolution-3011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4705","title":{"rendered":"House Resolution 3011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seems to be saying (And I am not a lawyer nor do I speak legalese) that you cannot <a href=\"http:\/\/www.govtrack.us\/congress\/billtext.xpd?bill=h112-3011\">parody the TSA.<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>So just for the TSA, and while we still can, here&#8217;s my new lyrics to &#8220;Feels good INC&#8221; by Gorillaz.Listen to the music, and sing along the new lyrics below. <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RF9fqx4H_Cg\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bad touch Inc.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hahahahahahahahaha,<br \/>\nbad touch,<br \/>\nBad touch,<br \/>\nBad touch,<br \/>\nBad touch,<br \/>\nBad touch,<br \/>\nBad touch,<br \/>\nBad touch,<br \/>\nBad touch,<br \/>\nBad touch&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You gotta go through us if you wanna fly.<br \/>\nI just want to grope but I don&#8217;t know why<br \/>\nSo I slap and squeeze and grab everything I see<br \/>\nYou wont get out the country, if you don&#8217;t pass me<br \/>\nI gotta feel you up if you wanna go.<br \/>\nThe terrorists go by cause I just don&#8217;t know.<br \/>\nThey don&#8217;t concern me now cause they&#8217;re everywhere.<br \/>\nMy fingers just made contact with some pubic hair!.<\/p>\n<p>[Chorus:]<br \/>\nPervert, pervert TSA.<br \/>\ngroping gramma everyday<br \/>\nLittle kids or fat hausfrau<br \/>\nAnybody, Anyhow<br \/>\nLove to squeeze your daughter&#8217;s ass<br \/>\nAnd you can&#8217;t give me no sass<br \/>\nPervert pervert TSA<br \/>\neverybody get in line&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Like to grope those mall rats, fat cats,<br \/>\nJamming our fingers up their nutsacks ,<br \/>\nstick those panties in ass cracks<br \/>\ninappropriate attack.<br \/>\nShit, I&#8217;m feeling up this hot chick here<br \/>\nrub my fingers all in her rear<br \/>\nWatch me as I grab your mom<br \/>\nHahahahahahaa.<br \/>\nYo, we gonna feel her,<br \/>\nThis squealer,<br \/>\nWith no sound<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re in the place<br \/>\nYou gonna bite the dust<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t fight with us<br \/>\nWith no sound<br \/>\nYou kill the INC.<br \/>\nSo bend down, spread  it, spread it<br \/>\nif you want to  Jet Ahead.<br \/>\nYo, watch the way I grab your gramma<br \/>\nHahahahahhaa<\/p>\n<p>Bad touch, AHHHHahahahah [x4]<\/p>\n<p>[Chorus]<\/p>\n<p>Bend down, spread it, spread it<br \/>\nWe will stick our flashlights in it<br \/>\nSteady,<br \/>\nWatch me spread your sphincter out,<br \/>\nAhahahahahhaa.<br \/>\nbend down, spread it, spread it<br \/>\nWe will jam it in and break it<br \/>\nSteady, watch me masturbate<br \/>\nAhahahahahhaa.<\/p>\n<p>Bad touch, AHHHHahahahaha<br \/>\nBad touch,<br \/>\nBad touch, AHHHHahahahaha<br \/>\nBad touch&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seems to be saying (And I am not a lawyer nor do I speak legalese) that you cannot parody the TSA. So just for the TSA, and while we still can, here&#8217;s my new lyrics to &#8220;Feels good INC&#8221; by Gorillaz.Listen to the music, and sing along the new lyrics below. &#8220;Bad touch Inc.&#8221; Hahahahahahahahaha, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4705"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4705"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4705\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}