{"id":4729,"date":"2011-10-28T05:00:45","date_gmt":"2011-10-28T10:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4729"},"modified":"2011-10-27T20:46:40","modified_gmt":"2011-10-28T01:46:40","slug":"it-may-well-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4729","title":{"rendered":"It may well be"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>that there is somewhere out there that the bacon is better than at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.borkholder.com\/dv\/\">Borkholder Dutch Village<\/a>, but if there is, I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll be going there, hell owes me too much. <\/p>\n<p>Last time we went, we succumbed to the siren song of the Bacon at Borkholder, and I very nearly transcended mortality and became a <a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4259\">level seven Operating Thetan<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I did just about OD on pork fat. Anyone who wants to, we&#8217;ll be showing up for the breakfast around nine local and then going into the gunshow after the initial rush dies down some. If you don&#8217;t, I&#8217;l eat your bacon, which is the platonic ideal of bacon.<\/p>\n<p>I will be having it delivered to me by a <a href=\"http:\/\/nonoriginalrants.blogspot.com\/2011\/10\/high-beams-and-bacon.html\">hot broad in a gold bikini. <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>that there is somewhere out there that the bacon is better than at Borkholder Dutch Village, but if there is, I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll be going there, hell owes me too much. Last time we went, we succumbed to the siren song of the Bacon at Borkholder, and I very nearly transcended mortality and became [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4729","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4729"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4729"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4729\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}