{"id":4743,"date":"2011-11-03T08:50:21","date_gmt":"2011-11-03T13:50:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4743"},"modified":"2011-11-03T08:50:21","modified_gmt":"2011-11-03T13:50:21","slug":"mmmmmmmbacon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4743","title":{"rendered":"Mmmmmmmbacon!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In text with Midwest Chick:<\/p>\n<p>MC: Can I pay you for (merchandise I picked up for her close to my office)?<br \/>\nOg: No. You bought breakfast.<br \/>\nMC: Ok. I just figured since I didn&#8217;t wear my gold bikini.<br \/>\nog: In my mind, you did. So did everyone else. Including Speed Racer, and the obviously pakistani &#8220;Amish&#8221; waitress. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In text with Midwest Chick: MC: Can I pay you for (merchandise I picked up for her close to my office)? Og: No. You bought breakfast. MC: Ok. I just figured since I didn&#8217;t wear my gold bikini. og: In my mind, you did. So did everyone else. Including Speed Racer, and the obviously pakistani [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4743","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4743"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4743"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4743\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}