{"id":4753,"date":"2011-11-07T12:09:47","date_gmt":"2011-11-07T17:09:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4753"},"modified":"2011-11-07T12:09:47","modified_gmt":"2011-11-07T17:09:47","slug":"before-i-was-ten-miles-from-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4753","title":{"rendered":"before I was ten miles from home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had accumulated a Chevy Mundane, who persisted in being in front of me, and under the speed limit. <\/p>\n<p>I scraped him off onto a UPS truck and a mile later he was ahead of me again, slowing down, harshing my mellow.<br \/>\nI scraped him off onto an England Cartage truck and in less than five minutes he was ahead of me AGAIN. <\/p>\n<p>I could see him speed up to get out of traffic, then pass me, then slow down to 55. <\/p>\n<p>Just before the Cicero exit on 294 there was a deer in the safety lane. It had broken legs and was sitting there lowing in pain. A good six point, and big. <\/p>\n<p>No Illinois cop was going to put it out of it&#8217;s misery, and it&#8217;s day was going to be hellish and full of suffering.  I strongly disapprove.  An Indiana cop would have pulled over and popped it.<\/p>\n<p>Two reasons I will never live in this suckish hellhole, and that doesn&#8217;t even bring me NEAR Gollum Immanuel. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had accumulated a Chevy Mundane, who persisted in being in front of me, and under the speed limit. I scraped him off onto a UPS truck and a mile later he was ahead of me again, slowing down, harshing my mellow. I scraped him off onto an England Cartage truck and in less than [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4753"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4753"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4753\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}