{"id":4768,"date":"2011-11-15T18:42:57","date_gmt":"2011-11-15T23:42:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4768"},"modified":"2011-11-15T19:14:24","modified_gmt":"2011-11-16T00:14:24","slug":"not-bad-for-a-fat-old-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4768","title":{"rendered":"Not bad for a fat old man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Most years I try to get in the habit of moving around a bit more in the weeks prior to hunting season, and this year, I pretty much avoided all attempts at fitness of any kind. <\/p>\n<p>Sure, I have been on a lot of jobs that require me to walk around a bunch more than usual, but basically, i went afield cold. <\/p>\n<p>See, I had a slot in the Dunes Deer herd reduction, and i figured, how hard can this be? Go into a park, shoot a deer, gut it, drag it home, right? <\/p>\n<p>The last herd reduction I was at was Tippecanoe, and it was pretty flat. I had forgotten about the dunes. <\/p>\n<p>So I spent two days, maybe four or five miles each day, climbing my big ass over 50-65 foot changes in elevation. it&#8217;s all sand, of course, so what  little surface loam there is is thin, few trees over 2&#8242; diameter, lots of deadfalls. Some of the ridges I was walking were literally footsteps thick, only the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ammophila_(Poaceae)\">marram grass<\/a> keeping the dune from collapsing beneath me.<\/p>\n<p>I followed a set of footsteps that had come from the opposite direction. They were Vibram soles, the imprint clear in the damp sand. They were from that day- it rained yesterday and would have obliterated any tracks more than a few hours old. There were a few places I was glad I&#8217;d grabbed a hiking stick. There were a few sandsteps in the worst places, stout pine branches a couple inches thick jammed into the path to keep the sand from just drifting off. Sometimes the trail went through leaves, but Vibram Soles kept coming everytime i found a sandy spot. An hour and change later I came to the park entrance, not a shot all day, and unloaded, and went back to the truck. Sitting next to me was a kid taking off his boots- the same Corcoran Vibram soles I&#8217;d been tracking. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Any luck?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No. You?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No. Nice day for  a walk, though&#8221; It had been 60-64 most of the afternoon. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;yeah. I just walked the ridge around the edge. Took me forty minutes.&#8221; He couldn&#8217;t have been more than 25. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I just followed your footsteps in the opposite direction. I took my time, an hour and a half, maybe&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Really? Some of that shit is pretty technical. How did you get up the edge of the Furnessville blowout without a rope?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I had a stick. I took my time. I rested a lot. I have had surgery on both knees and the hips and ankles aren&#8217;t what they once were&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Still. Forty vertical feet of mostly loose sand, you must be tired&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I am. My first stop is Speedway for some coffee&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I got a thermos, you got a cup?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I did. he shared some coffee with me and I found out he was a recently-out ranger, a smart and capable kid who loved to fish and hunt, and shoot. Like me, he hadn&#8217;t seen anything, but he heard shots.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;me too. I counted 24 shots&#8221; I told him<br \/>\n&#8220;yeah, the DNR says one deer on this end of the park and nine on the other. I can&#8217;t imagine that many misses, I think they were just shooting because they were bored&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Maybe. I feel better about being skunked when an Army Ranger was skunked right along side me. <\/p>\n<p>I also don&#8217;t feel too badly out of shape knowing that I was able to walk the same path as him, however slowly. Actually, this morning when I put on my long underdrawers, I&#8217;d forgotten how big they were; when I started losing weight i had turned the corner on four and was on my way to five; while I&#8217;ve backslid some, at 3 something I&#8217;m in a whole lot better shape than then,  so the longhandled underdrawers were almost technically <a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4602\">Bib Underwear.<\/a>  They only lacked mere inches of being able to go over my shoulders. I had to wear a regular pair of drawers over them to keep them up. <\/p>\n<p>Thank God for <a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2186\">Danner Boots,<\/a> though. Had I not been wearing them, I&#8217;d be a hurting unit right now, with emphasis on &#8220;unit&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most years I try to get in the habit of moving around a bit more in the weeks prior to hunting season, and this year, I pretty much avoided all attempts at fitness of any kind. 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