{"id":4770,"date":"2011-11-17T10:04:40","date_gmt":"2011-11-17T15:04:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4770"},"modified":"2011-11-17T10:04:40","modified_gmt":"2011-11-17T15:04:40","slug":"hey-you-got-some-rice-crispies-over-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4770","title":{"rendered":"Hey, you got some Rice Crispies over there?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, those are just my knees. <\/p>\n<p>Making a new set of noises every day, now. Sort of an arthritic symphony of suck. Maybe I could get Cee-lo to scratch it together into a hit song. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, those are just my knees. Making a new set of noises every day, now. Sort of an arthritic symphony of suck. Maybe I could get Cee-lo to scratch it together into a hit song.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4770"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4770"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4770\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}