{"id":4814,"date":"2011-12-10T19:29:30","date_gmt":"2011-12-11T00:29:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4814"},"modified":"2011-12-10T19:29:30","modified_gmt":"2011-12-11T00:29:30","slug":"seen-on-a-delivery-van-downtown-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4814","title":{"rendered":"Seen on a delivery van downtown today:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To report erotic driving call 555-555-5555. (not the actual number)<\/p>\n<p>What, exactly, is erotic driving? It was painted on the truck, not just a sticker, and it was a large and well known legitimate company. Was this a twisted joke by the painter, or was it some moron who can&#8217;t spell? I like to hope it&#8217;s the former. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To report erotic driving call 555-555-5555. (not the actual number) What, exactly, is erotic driving? It was painted on the truck, not just a sticker, and it was a large and well known legitimate company. Was this a twisted joke by the painter, or was it some moron who can&#8217;t spell? I like to hope [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4814"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4814"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4814\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}