{"id":4821,"date":"2011-12-15T08:49:41","date_gmt":"2011-12-15T13:49:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4821"},"modified":"2011-12-15T08:49:41","modified_gmt":"2011-12-15T13:49:41","slug":"in-a-perfect-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4821","title":{"rendered":"In a perfect world"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I would never be required, on my way to work, to scream &#8220;It&#8217;s the fast lane! GO FAST!&#8221; or &#8220;Oh, weas it my headlights as I was passing you that allowed you to finally FIND YOUR ACCELERATOR?&#8221; or even the ubiquitous &#8220;HANG UP AND DRIVE&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Alas, we do not live in a perfect world. <\/p>\n<p>Comes the revolution, however, you know who I&#8217;mna be targeting first. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I would never be required, on my way to work, to scream &#8220;It&#8217;s the fast lane! GO FAST!&#8221; or &#8220;Oh, weas it my headlights as I was passing you that allowed you to finally FIND YOUR ACCELERATOR?&#8221; or even the ubiquitous &#8220;HANG UP AND DRIVE&#8221; Alas, we do not live in a perfect world. Comes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4821","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4821"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4821"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4821\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4821"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4821"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4821"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}