{"id":4828,"date":"2011-12-17T18:45:52","date_gmt":"2011-12-17T23:45:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4828"},"modified":"2011-12-17T18:45:52","modified_gmt":"2011-12-17T23:45:52","slug":"hey-og-can-you-show-me-how-to-set-the-razzafraz-on-the-nickel-perambulator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4828","title":{"rendered":"Hey, Og, can you show me how to set the razzafraz on the Nickel Perambulator?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sure! (I get up and go out onto the turnkey floor, the questioner following me)<\/p>\n

“Say, you’re limping, why’s that?”<\/p>\n

because I’ve spent my whole life trying to kill myself, and sometimes I was almost successful. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sure! (I get up and go out onto the turnkey floor, the questioner following me) “Say, you’re limping, why’s that?” because I’ve spent my whole life trying to kill myself, and sometimes I was almost successful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4828"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4828"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4828\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}