{"id":4835,"date":"2011-12-20T16:14:56","date_gmt":"2011-12-20T21:14:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4835"},"modified":"2011-12-20T16:14:56","modified_gmt":"2011-12-20T21:14:56","slug":"sunday-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4835","title":{"rendered":"Sunday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At Smokin&#8217; us 30 drags&#8230; no, that was something different. <\/p>\n<p>Sunday night I had some tortilla chips and some onion dip. A couple bites in I realized that some of the onions were&#8230;. fuzzy. <\/p>\n<p>the expiration date was January 11. 2010. <\/p>\n<p>Guess I oughta look first. <\/p>\n<p>Consequently Monday I had a case of Moctezuma&#8217;s revenge that allowed me, at several times during the day, to hover. I had to wet my palms and smack them onto the bowl  and grip for dear life to avoid liftoff. <\/p>\n<p>The dehydration headache and rapid heartbeat were merely a side effect. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At Smokin&#8217; us 30 drags&#8230; no, that was something different. Sunday night I had some tortilla chips and some onion dip. A couple bites in I realized that some of the onions were&#8230;. fuzzy. the expiration date was January 11. 2010. Guess I oughta look first. Consequently Monday I had a case of Moctezuma&#8217;s revenge [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4835","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4835"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4835"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4835\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}