{"id":4848,"date":"2011-12-25T21:40:06","date_gmt":"2011-12-26T02:40:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4848"},"modified":"2011-12-25T21:40:06","modified_gmt":"2011-12-26T02:40:06","slug":"i-have-had","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4848","title":{"rendered":"I have had"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some decent turkey in my life. <\/p>\n<p>Granted, a meal someone else cooks that doesn&#8217;t come in a styrofoam container is most of what constitutes a gfood meal for me, but wow.<\/p>\n<p>We went with a smaller bird for Christmas than we did for Thanksgiving, mostly because we STILL had thanksgiving leftovers. I brined the bird per Alton Brown, and we used a 12 lb Butterball.<\/p>\n<p>Let me explain something to you about flavor: Well, no, I can&#8217;t. It was too exquisite. Maybe I should speak to the perfect texture of the green bean casserole- well, I hardly noticed because it went so quickly. Then there was the Cornbread stuffing that was&#8230;. well, it was very nearly lethally good. And the gravy&#8230;. The Ogwife took incredible pan drippings that were awesome and incredible on their own, and turned them into- well, a beverage. <\/p>\n<p>Now, let me speak about the Sweet Potato pie. <\/p>\n<p>Nah, fuckit, I&#8217;mna just go eat some more. I can&#8217;t imagine a simpler meal that could be made to taste any better than this one. Good lord, that woman can cook. Now excuse me while I whipup some whipped cream. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some decent turkey in my life. Granted, a meal someone else cooks that doesn&#8217;t come in a styrofoam container is most of what constitutes a gfood meal for me, but wow. We went with a smaller bird for Christmas than we did for Thanksgiving, mostly because we STILL had thanksgiving leftovers. I brined the bird [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4848"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}