{"id":4865,"date":"2012-01-04T10:25:50","date_gmt":"2012-01-04T15:25:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4865"},"modified":"2012-01-04T10:25:50","modified_gmt":"2012-01-04T15:25:50","slug":"see-they-have-these-things-on-the-back-of-the-truck-they-glow-red-when-i-stop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4865","title":{"rendered":"See, they have these things on the back of the truck; they glow red when I stop."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m sitting at an intersection preparing to turn. I&#8217;m just waiting for an opening to turn right. A semi pulls up next to me, obscuring my view. Annoyed, I take my foot off the brake and move a couple feet forward- I have plenty of room, and before he pulled up I was confident of an opening, so I wanted to be able to see lest I missed it.<\/p>\n<p>And then the truck lurches forward a couple inches. <\/p>\n<p>The woman in the lexus behind me has run into me. I park the truck and get out. She leans out the window and yells &#8216;YOU WERE GOING&#8221; I respond &#8220;Yes. And then I was stopping&#8221; She has a nice square Class 3 hitch sized and shaped hole punched in the plastic nose of the lexus, and I ask if she wants a police report. &#8220;God no! I&#8217;m gonna try to get it fixed before my husband gets back from &#8220;Texas!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Damage to the Exploder: None. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m sitting at an intersection preparing to turn. I&#8217;m just waiting for an opening to turn right. A semi pulls up next to me, obscuring my view. Annoyed, I take my foot off the brake and move a couple feet forward- I have plenty of room, and before he pulled up I was confident [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4865"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4865"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4865\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}