{"id":4917,"date":"2012-02-02T21:46:47","date_gmt":"2012-02-03T02:46:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4917"},"modified":"2012-02-02T21:47:08","modified_gmt":"2012-02-03T02:47:08","slug":"so-trump-endorses-mittens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4917","title":{"rendered":"So Trump endorses Mittens."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not as if Newt was any great shakes, but I think for the most part this nails the lid on his coffin. Too many assreaming morons out there think Trump is worth listening to, so I think this bones us. And Santorum, G-d bless him, has as much chance as a hooker in a Pentecostal church picnic. <\/p>\n<p>So given a choice between a magic underwear wearing socialist idiot anxious to remake the world in his image, a twice divorced nebbish with a jesse-jackson vocabulary and the brains of porridge named for a small, slimy amphibian, and a dope-addled geriatric twit whose foreign policy consists of jamming his fingers in his ears and saying &#8220;LALALALALALALALALALA&#8221;, the biggest loser is us. <\/p>\n<p>This election is gonna be like fat people fucking- no matter what happens, it ain&#8217;t gonna be pretty. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not as if Newt was any great shakes, but I think for the most part this nails the lid on his coffin. Too many assreaming morons out there think Trump is worth listening to, so I think this bones us. And Santorum, G-d bless him, has as much chance as a hooker in a Pentecostal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4917","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4917"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4917"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4917\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}