{"id":4921,"date":"2012-02-05T12:30:04","date_gmt":"2012-02-05T17:30:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4921"},"modified":"2012-02-05T12:41:38","modified_gmt":"2012-02-05T17:41:38","slug":"and-sometimes-the-dreams-are-just-freaky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4921","title":{"rendered":"And sometimes the dreams are just freaky."},"content":{"rendered":"

Dreampt that the FDA had stopped regulating the amount of suff in the food, and just started making the producers label it, and the “Included” items had to be the same size lettering as the main ingredient<\/p>\n

So the shelves were filled with “Salmon with .00008% Mercury” and “Tuna with razorblade pieces” and “Beef stew with metal shavings”. The “Fancy albacore with traces of kitty litter” was flying off the shelves, but plenty of the “Fancy albacore with traces of used kitty litter” was available for the asking. <\/p>\n

I got myself some green beans with steel wool, figuring I need the iron anyway, and if there were big chunks I could get them with a magnet. While standing in line there was a guy with a can of “campbells cream of birds nest soup with bird snot”. He just looked at me as if to say “I already knew that”. He had a colander over his face so I couldn’t tell if it was Eli’s son. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dreampt that the FDA had stopped regulating the amount of suff in the food, and just started making the producers label it, and the “Included” items had to be the same size lettering as the main ingredient So the shelves were filled with “Salmon with .00008% Mercury” and “Tuna with razorblade pieces” and “Beef stew […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4921"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4921"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4921\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}