{"id":4933,"date":"2012-02-12T05:00:23","date_gmt":"2012-02-12T10:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4933"},"modified":"2012-02-12T07:32:18","modified_gmt":"2012-02-12T12:32:18","slug":"normally","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4933","title":{"rendered":"Normally"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I try very hard not to jam my face in an area where my nether regions have been.<\/p>\n<p>Which is why I approached my wobbly toilet with some trepidation. The goofy bastards make the screws out  of brass, so there&#8217;s an inevitable dielectric corrosion that occurs<\/p>\n<p>So last night I confronted the receptacle of Oggian Evil, and ripped it from the floor. What followed wasn&#8217;t even remotely pretty. Thankfully I managed to get it done before I needed it again. The wife and daughter did their thing prior, but I figured I was good. Of course, the power of suggestion being what it is, the moment I had it off the floor my innards began to churn. I need another backup crapper in this house, I do. And when I get it, I&#8217;mna replace the whole damned assembly with PVC or- shit, stainless. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I try very hard not to jam my face in an area where my nether regions have been. Which is why I approached my wobbly toilet with some trepidation. The goofy bastards make the screws out of brass, so there&#8217;s an inevitable dielectric corrosion that occurs So last night I confronted the receptacle of Oggian [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4933","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4933"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4933"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4933\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}