{"id":4950,"date":"2012-02-19T19:54:42","date_gmt":"2012-02-20T00:54:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4950"},"modified":"2012-02-19T19:54:42","modified_gmt":"2012-02-20T00:54:42","slug":"ima-tell-ya","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4950","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ma tell ya."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m gonna get a separate garage for the cars. No sooner than the wife&#8217;s car decided it wanted a new alternator, the sploder feels jealous and wants a new radiator. I&#8217;mna separate them so they cannna talk to one another anymore. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m gonna get a separate garage for the cars. No sooner than the wife&#8217;s car decided it wanted a new alternator, the sploder feels jealous and wants a new radiator. I&#8217;mna separate them so they cannna talk to one another anymore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4950"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4950"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4950\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}