{"id":498,"date":"2005-10-04T21:13:29","date_gmt":"2005-10-05T02:13:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=498"},"modified":"2005-10-04T21:13:29","modified_gmt":"2005-10-05T02:13:29","slug":"crunchy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=498","title":{"rendered":"Crunchy"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lots of shit going on around here, so bear with me as I get my poop grouped. Lots of things to blog about, just no time to blog Sorry about the utter lack of content. <\/p>\n

In the meantime, chew on this:
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\nit’s a stove grate. it s the type of stove grate that comes on a Kenmore, and ours had four. Twenty years ago next week, the ex picked all four off the stove in the kitchen and whipped them across the room at me like ninja stars, sticking one in my chair, two in the wall, and one in my left calf. Not wanting to see her arrested, I pulled it out, made sure it hadn’t severed anything important, and bandaged it up. The precipitant for this behavior, was my completely unreasonable request that her boyfriend get out of the shower where she was giving him a hummer when i got home from work. I’ve had the blues, the reds and the pinks; all I can say is, <\/p>\n

love stinks.<\/p>\n

Fortunately, I’ve had the opportunity to replace the ex with a person who would never throw stove grates at me; she’s a fine woman I don’t deserve.
\nThis came to mind because down the street is a stove very similar to the one I used to share with my ex. I wonder if the guy who pushed it to the curb would mind if I went down and grabbed a grate or two, did a little target practice in my yard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Lots of shit going on around here, so bear with me as I get my poop grouped. Lots of things to blog about, just no time to blog Sorry about the utter lack of content. In the meantime, chew on this: it’s a stove grate. it s the type of stove grate that comes on […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}