{"id":5002,"date":"2012-03-16T15:30:17","date_gmt":"2012-03-16T20:30:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5002"},"modified":"2012-03-16T15:30:17","modified_gmt":"2012-03-16T20:30:17","slug":"i-outran-a-maserati-last-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5002","title":{"rendered":"I outran a Maserati last night."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>it was a couple year old Quattroporte, but it was obviously someone not afraid to drive, there was a little ding in one rim and curb crease in one of the rockers. It was an old man color- I think they call it &#8216;Alfa grey&#8217; and the front rims were mostly brake dust. To me, all the signs of someone who appreciates the car and uses it hard. <\/p>\n<p>So why was he letting me pass him? I was on the outside and it was a big sweeping curve, he had me by speed, agility, and ponies.<\/p>\n<p>And then I saw them. A black Ford 500 with gummmint tags, about a half mile ahead, and another, about a half mile behind. I looked to my left, he looked at me, and he was clearly not pleased. he was being herded, and didn&#8217;t seem to be happy about the herding. Poor bugger. I hope he wasn&#8217;t in too much trouble. But if he was, could I have the car? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>it was a couple year old Quattroporte, but it was obviously someone not afraid to drive, there was a little ding in one rim and curb crease in one of the rockers. It was an old man color- I think they call it &#8216;Alfa grey&#8217; and the front rims were mostly brake dust. To me, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5002"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5002"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5002\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}