So, as I walk around Dibney, checking out the people and the rides and whatnot, I detect a smell. <\/p>\n
No, I’ve smelled this smell before. (Surprise, surprise) As I look around it becomes apparent that the smell is coming from a man to my left, leaning against the railing around the lake at Epcot. I move on. <\/p>\n
Next day, I stumble into the same guy again. Same smell. I understand some people have body odor that is near-to uncontrollable, but this guy has clearly loaded his drawers.<\/p>\n
I move on, and before the end of the second day I have stumbled onto this guy again. He smells rank. I mean, it’s rank enough that my eyes water, and I try to move away again, but I’m in a queue, and as luck has it, I end up stuck next to him on a 20 minute ride. Before the ride is over I’m tucking my nose into my shirt, my own B.O. preferable to the eye-watering rankness emanating from this fool. I’m trying to think of ANYTHING else, to drive the stench from my mind, when I hear the guy’s wife whisper in a british accent “If you aren’t going to change your nappies more often, could you at least eat something that doesn’t make you smell so badly?”<\/p>\n
Cruel. Extremely cruel. Ever try to suppress a laugh and try not to breathe at the same time? Cruel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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