{"id":5032,"date":"2012-04-03T08:23:29","date_gmt":"2012-04-03T13:23:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5032"},"modified":"2012-04-03T08:23:29","modified_gmt":"2012-04-03T13:23:29","slug":"there-are-some-things-best-not-examined-too-closely","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5032","title":{"rendered":"There are some things best not examined too closely"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a mouse that had developed a stickiness to the clickwheel, and I figured it was time for a little housekeeping. <\/p>\n<p>Would that I had been less cheap, and simply purchased a new mouse. <\/p>\n<p>The things I found in that bastard were just not right. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m almost afraid to look at the keyboard, now. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a mouse that had developed a stickiness to the clickwheel, and I figured it was time for a little housekeeping. Would that I had been less cheap, and simply purchased a new mouse. The things I found in that bastard were just not right. I&#8217;m almost afraid to look at the keyboard, now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5032"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5032\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}