{"id":5037,"date":"2012-04-05T08:17:02","date_gmt":"2012-04-05T13:17:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5037"},"modified":"2012-04-05T08:17:02","modified_gmt":"2012-04-05T13:17:02","slug":"its-the-least-wonderful-time-of-the-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5037","title":{"rendered":"it&#8217;s the least wonderful time of the year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That time when the Stupid Party nominates a fool who is as poorly suited for the job as a cabbage, and the left and the MSM complex will begin to attack him, and I will have, with my fellows, the unenviable task of defending a man I dislike intensely. <\/p>\n<p>Thank God it&#8217;s not Ron Paul, because there just isn&#8217;t a defense for that. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I dance with who brung me, because the alternative is letting the greasy kid with the tats and the switchblade in his pocket dance with her and skullfuck her in the alley behind the gym. <\/p>\n<p>Speaking of skullfucking behind the gym, Vman is still on fire,  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.velociworld.com\/Velociblog\/Oldvelocity\/003845.html\">go read.<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That time when the Stupid Party nominates a fool who is as poorly suited for the job as a cabbage, and the left and the MSM complex will begin to attack him, and I will have, with my fellows, the unenviable task of defending a man I dislike intensely. Thank God it&#8217;s not Ron Paul, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5037","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5037"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5037"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5037\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}