{"id":5046,"date":"2012-04-08T06:52:39","date_gmt":"2012-04-08T11:52:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5046"},"modified":"2012-04-08T06:55:29","modified_gmt":"2012-04-08T11:55:29","slug":"didja-ever-see","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5046","title":{"rendered":"Didja ever see"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>the Abarth commercial? The one with the woman in the black dress? <\/p>\n<p>I just saw my daughter&#8217;s Easter outfit. Yeah, it looks a lot like that. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m gonna need a lot more ammo. The zombie hordes will have nothing on what&#8217;s gonna end up scraping at the walls of this house to get in, before long. may G-d have mercy on my soul. <\/p>\n<p>Have a wonderful Easter, folks, I&#8217;m gonna go out there and try to convince the Creator I&#8217;m worthy of the salvation he has offered me. Wish me luck, it will be an uphill battle. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the Abarth commercial? The one with the woman in the black dress? I just saw my daughter&#8217;s Easter outfit. Yeah, it looks a lot like that. I&#8217;m gonna need a lot more ammo. The zombie hordes will have nothing on what&#8217;s gonna end up scraping at the walls of this house to get in, before [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5046","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5046"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5046\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}