{"id":5061,"date":"2012-04-19T08:44:58","date_gmt":"2012-04-19T13:44:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5061"},"modified":"2012-04-19T08:44:58","modified_gmt":"2012-04-19T13:44:58","slug":"dogs-theyre-not-luggage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5061","title":{"rendered":"Dogs. They&#8217;re not luggage."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They&#8217;re what&#8217;s for dinner.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image5060\" alt=\"dog-stuck-head-out-of-window.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/dog-stuck-head-out-of-window.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A lot of hay is being made about the Romneys putting a dog carrier on top of a car.<br \/>\nDogs love being in the wind, no dog I know won&#8217;t at least try to stick his head out the window. With a dog&#8217;s sense of smell, this is like snorting a fifth of Chivas through a guitar neck while the Dallas Cowgirls give you a blowjob, all at the same time. Contrast this to being eaten, which no dog likes- at east not eaten in the way wingnuthead did the eating. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They&#8217;re what&#8217;s for dinner. A lot of hay is being made about the Romneys putting a dog carrier on top of a car. Dogs love being in the wind, no dog I know won&#8217;t at least try to stick his head out the window. With a dog&#8217;s sense of smell, this is like snorting a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5061","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5061"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5061\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}