{"id":5073,"date":"2012-04-23T07:39:29","date_gmt":"2012-04-23T12:39:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5073"},"modified":"2012-04-23T07:39:29","modified_gmt":"2012-04-23T12:39:29","slug":"i-am-amused-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5073","title":{"rendered":"i am amused."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They made me scan three times. The happy ending lane was full.<\/p>\n<p>The third time, the tsa guy said &#8220;the screener asks if you wouldnt mind not wiggling your dick&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>I didnt the third time and went right through. Couldnt resist a little twitch near the end, though. <\/p>\n<p>They confiscated a womans tweezers. They let me keep my 4&#8242; long belt with the 2 lb buckle on the end. Apparently they dont consider it a close quarters weapon. They obviously never met Dad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They made me scan three times. The happy ending lane was full. The third time, the tsa guy said &#8220;the screener asks if you wouldnt mind not wiggling your dick&#8221; I didnt the third time and went right through. Couldnt resist a little twitch near the end, though. They confiscated a womans tweezers. They let [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5073"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5073"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5073\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}