{"id":508,"date":"2005-10-13T23:04:07","date_gmt":"2005-10-14T04:04:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=508"},"modified":"2005-10-13T23:04:07","modified_gmt":"2005-10-14T04:04:07","slug":"overheard-in-the-airport","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=508","title":{"rendered":"Overheard in the airport"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I was driving my wife&#8217;s car the other day and saw a little round thing in the cupholder, thought it was a cigarrette lighter. I looked at it, it had a little handle you turn and push down so I thought, yeah, it&#8217;s a lighter, I wonder what the wife is doing with this- she don&#8217;t smoke. So I pushed the button down to see if it still worked and maced myself. It weren&#8217;t any damned fun, I&#8217;ll tell you that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Even Steve can&#8217;t write shit that good. Well, yeah, he can, but he&#8217;s making it up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I was driving my wife&#8217;s car the other day and saw a little round thing in the cupholder, thought it was a cigarrette lighter. I looked at it, it had a little handle you turn and push down so I thought, yeah, it&#8217;s a lighter, I wonder what the wife is doing with this- she [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=508"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}