{"id":5082,"date":"2012-05-01T06:23:37","date_gmt":"2012-05-01T11:23:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5082"},"modified":"2012-05-01T10:05:25","modified_gmt":"2012-05-01T15:05:25","slug":"a-pome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5082","title":{"rendered":"A pome."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O Pointy Birds<br \/>\nO Pointy-pointy.<br \/>\nAnoint my head<br \/>\nAnointy-nointy. <\/p>\n<p>-John Lillison<\/p>\n<p>And appropriately, from the works of Josh Billings: <\/p>\n<p>Manifess Destiny iz a disseaze, but it iz eazy tew heal; i hav seen it in its wust stages cured bi sawing a cord ov dri hickory wood. I thought i had it onse, it broke out in the shape ov poetry; i sent a speciment ov the disseaze tew a magazine, the magazine man wrote me nex day as follers,<br \/>\n&#8220;Dear sur   Yu may be a dam phule, but yu are no poeck. Yures, in haste&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O Pointy Birds O Pointy-pointy. Anoint my head Anointy-nointy. -John Lillison And appropriately, from the works of Josh Billings: Manifess Destiny iz a disseaze, but it iz eazy tew heal; i hav seen it in its wust stages cured bi sawing a cord ov dri hickory wood. I thought i had it onse, it broke [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5082"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5082"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5082\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}