{"id":5083,"date":"2012-05-01T13:00:12","date_gmt":"2012-05-01T18:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5083"},"modified":"2012-05-01T13:04:18","modified_gmt":"2012-05-01T18:04:18","slug":"stephen-king-moron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5083","title":{"rendered":"Stephen King, moron"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is whining the &#8220;Rich people don&#8217;t get taxed enough! And Chris Christie is FAT!&#8221; tune.<\/p>\n<p>Look. I&#8217;ve read a lot of his books. It&#8217;s clear to me- has been since even before he admitted it- that he wrote most of his best work under the influence of peruvian marching powder. I could give two shits. <\/p>\n<p>When you don&#8217;t actually have to- you know, labor for something, it&#8217;s all easy come, easy go. King sat in a room and typed away his pubescent fantasies and nightmares, and turned himself into a millionaire doing so. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not saying writing is easy, but what King does can barely be called writing, really. It&#8217;s formulaic and predictable, and eventually becomes a simple matter of laying out the all too familiar plot and filling in details and making up new names. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not advertised as anything else, so I can&#8217;t fault that. <\/p>\n<p>Let me explain a little something to you, Stevie baby. By your own admission you were an unemployed english teacher living in a trailer park when you hit it big, and the bottomline is, while you have diligently pounded out millions of words a greedy public lapped up, you never did an actual days work in your life. <\/p>\n<p>Other people do. <\/p>\n<p>Your snide ignorance aside, before you start giving away other people&#8217;s money- money they actually had to- you know, work for- you might consider shutting your yap. Or if you really want to be taxed more, then write the .gov a check. <\/p>\n<p>Oh, it won&#8217;t be &#8216;Fair&#8221; if you do it and not everyone else is forced to? <\/p>\n<p>I see. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is whining the &#8220;Rich people don&#8217;t get taxed enough! And Chris Christie is FAT!&#8221; tune. Look. I&#8217;ve read a lot of his books. It&#8217;s clear to me- has been since even before he admitted it- that he wrote most of his best work under the influence of peruvian marching powder. I could give two shits. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5083"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5083"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5083\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}