{"id":5094,"date":"2012-05-04T13:46:41","date_gmt":"2012-05-04T18:46:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5094"},"modified":"2012-05-04T13:46:41","modified_gmt":"2012-05-04T18:46:41","slug":"if-you-hadnt-noticed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5094","title":{"rendered":"If you hadn&#8217;t noticed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eli&#8217;s son and I are engagiing in an impromptu unofficial <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Poetry_slam\">Poetry Slam.<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Well, it&#8217;s not about winning but about playing, really, Eli&#8217;s son is the least confrontational and nicest tempered guy I know, if he does have a thing for colanders. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, here&#8217;s the first entry in the necxt round, a limerick involving tires. (or Tyres, if you&#8217;re FROM limerick)<\/p>\n<p>A half bareassed ricer from Queens<br \/>\nriding 235\/35 18&#8217;s<br \/>\nsaid &#8220;I don&#8217;t give a fuck<br \/>\nif it rides like a truck<br \/>\nbut the speedbumps are tearing my jeans&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eli&#8217;s son and I are engagiing in an impromptu unofficial Poetry Slam. Well, it&#8217;s not about winning but about playing, really, Eli&#8217;s son is the least confrontational and nicest tempered guy I know, if he does have a thing for colanders. Anyway, here&#8217;s the first entry in the necxt round, a limerick involving tires. (or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5094","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5094"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5094"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5094\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}