{"id":5113,"date":"2012-05-14T09:54:54","date_gmt":"2012-05-14T14:54:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5113"},"modified":"2012-05-14T09:55:59","modified_gmt":"2012-05-14T14:55:59","slug":"i-now-feel-as-if-i-own","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5113","title":{"rendered":"I now feel as if I own"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One <a href=\"http:\/\/www.northstate.com\/klein\/index.html?target=p_194.html&#038;lang=en-us\">four way screwdriver <\/a>to correspond with each <a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=2216#comments\">tapemeasure<\/a> I own.<\/p>\n<p>My toolbox has the magical property of being full of whichever one I don&#8217;t need at the time. This propensity has migrated to my desk and computer bag. I have a tapemeasure on my desk this very moment. Guess what I need? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One four way screwdriver to correspond with each tapemeasure I own. My toolbox has the magical property of being full of whichever one I don&#8217;t need at the time. This propensity has migrated to my desk and computer bag. I have a tapemeasure on my desk this very moment. Guess what I need?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5113"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}