{"id":5118,"date":"2012-05-17T06:31:10","date_gmt":"2012-05-17T11:31:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5118"},"modified":"2012-05-17T06:31:10","modified_gmt":"2012-05-17T11:31:10","slug":"maybe-its-the-garlic-bread","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5118","title":{"rendered":"Maybe it&#8217;s the Garlic Bread"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I dreampt I went to see the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.asylumstreetspankers.com\/\">Asylum Street Spankers<\/a> in a reunion tour (They were trying to raise money for sexual reassignment surgery for one of their roadie&#8217;s dogs) and they were trying out  a new song, &#8220;I wear rubber gloves when I pee because I know where my dick has been&#8221;. It was pretty good, actually, Christina was in fine voice. I wish I could remember more of the lyrics. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I dreampt I went to see the Asylum Street Spankers in a reunion tour (They were trying to raise money for sexual reassignment surgery for one of their roadie&#8217;s dogs) and they were trying out a new song, &#8220;I wear rubber gloves when I pee because I know where my dick has been&#8221;. It was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5118"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}