{"id":5168,"date":"2012-06-13T09:31:55","date_gmt":"2012-06-13T14:31:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5168"},"modified":"2012-06-13T09:31:55","modified_gmt":"2012-06-13T14:31:55","slug":"asswhippings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5168","title":{"rendered":"Asswhippings"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have had more than my share, and a powerful lot of them have come out of stupidity, or boldness. I have been in more than one situation where someone took offense to what I’ve said, and frankly, I don’t care. I say what I want to whomever I want, and I hold my tongue when I feel it appropriate, not by anyone else’s rules. <\/p>\n

This has resulted in a few hard smacks (Which I always find amusing) and more than one attempt to rearrange the shape of my face by people determined to do so at any cost. <\/p>\n

As a result of this, my nose is no longer located in the middle of my face, but a solid skosh<\/a> to the left. If you were to draw a line from the center of my foirehead to the center of my chin, the nose would be predominantly on the side of the line to your right- or my left. This is due to the action of a gentleman with a mean and fast left hook, who disputed my opinion of his beloved sporting team. At least that’s what he said; having zero interest in team sports I cannot imagine doing so, but as a natural born shit disturber, it would not surprise me had I done so just to get him riled up. it worked.<\/p>\n

There are other scars and injuries, everytime I stand to walk I’m reminded of one fistfight or another, a guy with a barstool in Bloomington, a guy with a machete in Nogales. But I can still stand upright and walk without too much limp, which is in itself a miracle (The first few steps after standing are often stiff, but that’s another issue) but I’ve never let my mouth write a check that my ass didn’t at least try to cash. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I have had more than my share, and a powerful lot of them have come out of stupidity, or boldness. I have been in more than one situation where someone took offense to what I’ve said, and frankly, I don’t care. I say what I want to whomever I want, and I hold my tongue […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5168"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5168"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5168\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}