{"id":524,"date":"2005-10-26T05:21:22","date_gmt":"2005-10-26T10:21:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=524"},"modified":"2005-10-26T05:21:22","modified_gmt":"2005-10-26T10:21:22","slug":"magical-string","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=524","title":{"rendered":"Magical string"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, what the fuck is the special substance they make shoelaces from these days that renders them self-untying? I have tried four different kinds of shoeolaces and each type, during the course of the day, ends up unwinding itself and tripping me or worse, dragging on wet bathroom floors. I&#8217;ve tried double knotting, tucking them under the tongue of the shoe, even put sizing on the damned things to stiuffen them, no luck. <\/p>\n<p>Fuck this, I&#8217;m going to slip ons.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, what the fuck is the special substance they make shoelaces from these days that renders them self-untying? I have tried four different kinds of shoeolaces and each type, during the course of the day, ends up unwinding itself and tripping me or worse, dragging on wet bathroom floors. I&#8217;ve tried double knotting, tucking them [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=524"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}