{"id":5248,"date":"2012-07-17T04:28:28","date_gmt":"2012-07-17T09:28:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5248"},"modified":"2012-07-17T05:05:17","modified_gmt":"2012-07-17T10:05:17","slug":"waaaah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5248","title":{"rendered":"Waaaah"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I do love watching the Beeb, mostly for Top Gear, but occasionally you stumble across another gem, like this &#8220;Jamie Olivers Food revolution&#8221;. Here&#8217;s a bad video of him crying about it.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/IiZvDaiOklQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Apparently he&#8217;s gone to some school in America and told them &#8220;stop eating this food, here&#8217;s food that&#8217;s healthier&#8221; and predictably, people got upset, and it made him cry.<\/p>\n<p>Look, you downs syndrome monkey boy: Schools feed kids what they will eat and what their budget allows. Kids don&#8217;t like gourmet meals. That chicken and crap you cooked might taste great, but kids will always choose pizza. <\/p>\n<p>yeah, yeah. Americans are fat. Not like no Brits are fat, jesus, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/sol\/homepage\/news\/3151913\/Obese-Brits-are-Europes-fattest.html\">look at them<\/a>. But Jamie has to come here to show us how superior Brits are in nutrition. Really? Then why do half of you not have any fucking teeth?<\/p>\n<p>Piss off Jamie. You morons would all have breath that reeks of German cock if we hadn&#8217;t come and bailed you out of Chamberlain&#8217;s stupid, you were the first nation to have a TV show about fat people exclusively, and your white trash are horrifying. You got no business in our business, so get the fuck out.  You have a whole NATION the size of Michigan and you can&#8217;t keep it together. We&#8217;re supposed to take you seriously? <\/p>\n<p>Maggie Thatcher is probably rolling in her&#8230; well, when she dies she&#8217;ll roll in her grave. Bury her opposite Churchill so they cancel each other out, otherwise the spinning will probably upset the gravitational field of earth. <\/p>\n<p>Oh, and send over Aggie MacKenzie, I want to have steaming monkey sex  with her, even though she&#8217;s as jowly as a blue tick hound. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I do love watching the Beeb, mostly for Top Gear, but occasionally you stumble across another gem, like this &#8220;Jamie Olivers Food revolution&#8221;. Here&#8217;s a bad video of him crying about it. Apparently he&#8217;s gone to some school in America and told them &#8220;stop eating this food, here&#8217;s food that&#8217;s healthier&#8221; and predictably, people got [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5248"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5248"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5248\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}