{"id":5269,"date":"2012-07-28T12:04:35","date_gmt":"2012-07-28T17:04:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5269"},"modified":"2012-07-28T12:04:35","modified_gmt":"2012-07-28T17:04:35","slug":"the-oglet-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5269","title":{"rendered":"The Oglet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Drove the last segment of our trip. At night. On 200 miles of unfamiliar twisty roads. In the pouring rain. &#8220;I want you to take a break and rest&#8217; she said. <\/p>\n<p>You couldnt have driven a stickpin up my ass with a jackhammer. Still, she did fine. <\/p>\n<p>I think the reason she toughed it out was to impress the boyfriend. <\/p>\n<p>I told her she was entitled to claim &#8220;Radar Love&#8221; as a theme song now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Drove the last segment of our trip. At night. On 200 miles of unfamiliar twisty roads. In the pouring rain. &#8220;I want you to take a break and rest&#8217; she said. You couldnt have driven a stickpin up my ass with a jackhammer. Still, she did fine. I think the reason she toughed it out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5269"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5269\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}