Yes, I have toes. Clench- yes, all ten seem to be there. Ankles still move without too much pain, flex calves, knees, thighs..<\/p>\n
Kegel- yeah, all the junk is in place and seems to be responding, move hips, arch back, ribcage a bit sore but that’s common, shoulders, yes, left arm, yes, make a fist, ok, doesn’t feel like I hit anything too hard with that last night, right arm, elbow a bit sore, make fis..ow. Well, I won’t do THAT again soon, whatever it was. Neck? stiff but working, open eyes. <\/p>\n
Time was, saturday mornings I often started my day (and sometimes sundays too) taking inventory, because I’d often wake up after having been in some sort of a rhubarb the night before. I learned not to open my eyes first because that often led to other kinds of badness, it was good to take physical inventory first in case I would be called upon to do something physical in a great big hurry, like flee from a small group of naked achondroplastic dwarves. (It happened.)(Don’t ask) <\/p>\n
There were those times when I discovered something broken or sprained, there were times when i woke up firmly attached to something, there were those times when I wished I’d spent a bit more time talking to Wamba on the big white phone the night before, as to not have so much alcohol in my system all night long. <\/p>\n
I’m glad I no longer have to wake up wondering if I had done something really bad the night before, I don’t miss the unpleseant surprises. I do miss the occasional adventure, though. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Yes, I have toes. Clench- yes, all ten seem to be there. Ankles still move without too much pain, flex calves, knees, thighs.. Kegel- yeah, all the junk is in place and seems to be responding, move hips, arch back, ribcage a bit sore but that’s common, shoulders, yes, left arm, yes, make a fist, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5304"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5304"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5304\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}