{"id":5323,"date":"2012-09-05T09:59:57","date_gmt":"2012-09-05T14:59:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5323"},"modified":"2012-12-18T09:42:58","modified_gmt":"2012-12-18T14:42:58","slug":"look-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5323","title":{"rendered":"Look."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know that road construction has narrowed some of the lanes. I know you&#8217;re not comfy driving that box truck you rented from Rydehaul.  But for the love of GOD, the white stripe is NOT A MAGNETIC TAPE YOU MUS PLAY WITH YOUR TIRES TO GIVE YOU DRIVING DIRECTIONS. <\/p>\n<p>Other people need to use the road too. Want it all to yourself, wait until 2AM. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know that road construction has narrowed some of the lanes. I know you&#8217;re not comfy driving that box truck you rented from Rydehaul. But for the love of GOD, the white stripe is NOT A MAGNETIC TAPE YOU MUS PLAY WITH YOUR TIRES TO GIVE YOU DRIVING DIRECTIONS. Other people need to use the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5323"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5323"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5323\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}