{"id":534,"date":"2005-11-01T22:20:51","date_gmt":"2005-11-02T03:20:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=534"},"modified":"2005-11-01T22:20:51","modified_gmt":"2005-11-02T03:20:51","slug":"the-expressways-this-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=534","title":{"rendered":"The Expressways this week:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bite horse gonads.<\/p>\n<p>To the guy who pulled up in the median, spun his tires, and covered my truck in a spray of mud? I understand your frustration, but if you had driven twenty more feet I wouldn&#8217;t have to wash my truck AGAIN since you could have crossed at a PAVED CROSSING, you RAVING FUCKTARD!<\/p>\n<p>Now, to the crew working on the 163rd street toll plaza: When you sneak off to the edge of the road and pee behind a road grader tire, the rest of your crew can&#8217;t see you. BUT THE PEOPLE DRIVING CAN. AND WE DON&#8217;T WANT TO. WALK TWENTY YARDS TO THE PORTAJOHN, NIMROD.  You&#8217;re giving the bluehairs grabbers. <\/p>\n<p>Jesus. I will be SO glad to be beyond this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bite horse gonads. To the guy who pulled up in the median, spun his tires, and covered my truck in a spray of mud? I understand your frustration, but if you had driven twenty more feet I wouldn&#8217;t have to wash my truck AGAIN since you could have crossed at a PAVED CROSSING, you RAVING [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=534"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}