There’s this guy. I’ll call him… dave. Mostly because his name is… dave. <\/p>\n
He used to work where I work. Dave was a serviceman. Or ostensibly so. See, he wasn’t very good at it, at least not in for any value of “Good” I know.<\/p>\n
His defining characteristic was his eye-watering B.O. He could walk in the shipping door in the back of the building, and the receptionist, all the way in the front, would remark “Dave’s here”. <\/p>\n
He left some years back. I expect he found other things to do, his hobbies were encompassing and expensive- photography, scuba, etc.. He always drove a big caddie, untl his stock of photo equipment became so large that he had to buy a van, then he got a huge tricked out custom stabbin cabin on wheels. Dave’s hair looked exactly like Bug Eyed Earl’s<\/a>. Dave would have had to have an implant to have the personality of Bug Eyed Earl. He was married, apparently to a normal person. I never met that particular abberation, I don’t know what I’d say. Probably something like “You have sex with that freak?”<\/p>\n Last tuesday as I left the show I found myself smelling a familiar smell, and sure enough, here came Dave, wheeling a giant tripod with a case full of (I assume) video equipment. <\/p>\n I was a bit boggled. He smelled exactly the same. he looked a bit older, a bit heavierl But he smelled like ever.<\/p>\n bugrit. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" There’s this guy. I’ll call him… dave. Mostly because his name is… dave. He used to work where I work. Dave was a serviceman. Or ostensibly so. See, he wasn’t very good at it, at least not in for any value of “Good” I know. His defining characteristic was his eye-watering B.O. He could walk […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5340"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5340\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}