{"id":5345,"date":"2012-09-19T06:43:46","date_gmt":"2012-09-19T11:43:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5345"},"modified":"2012-09-19T06:43:46","modified_gmt":"2012-09-19T11:43:46","slug":"whattya-call-a-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5345","title":{"rendered":"Whattya call a girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With one leg?<\/p>\n<p>Eileen. <\/p>\n<p>An asian girl with one leg? <\/p>\n<p>Irene. <\/p>\n<p>Whattya call a girl with one leg on September 19?<\/p>\n<p>ARRlene. <\/p>\n<p>Avast, and stuff. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With one leg? Eileen. An asian girl with one leg? Irene. Whattya call a girl with one leg on September 19? ARRlene. Avast, and stuff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5345"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}