{"id":5347,"date":"2012-09-19T15:36:42","date_gmt":"2012-09-19T20:36:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5347"},"modified":"2012-09-19T15:36:42","modified_gmt":"2012-09-19T20:36:42","slug":"everything-with-a-screen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5347","title":{"rendered":"Everything with a screen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>has a diagnostic mode. <\/p>\n<p>Many of the local gas stations have installed TV screens which blab at me as I pump my gas. I do not like this, and can often be found telling the screen to SHUT UP, SHUT UP, WILL YOU PLEASE JUST SUT THE FUCK UP.<\/p>\n<p>Until yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>I know who the manufacturer of the screen is, I&#8217;ve used them myself. So knowing that, I also know that pushing the upper right and upper left button put it in diagnostic mode, and make the annoying commercials shut the fuck up.<br \/>\nTry not to get arrested. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image5349\" alt=\"diagnostic1.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/diagnostic1.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>has a diagnostic mode. Many of the local gas stations have installed TV screens which blab at me as I pump my gas. I do not like this, and can often be found telling the screen to SHUT UP, SHUT UP, WILL YOU PLEASE JUST SUT THE FUCK UP. Until yesterday. I know who the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5347"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5347"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5347\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}