{"id":5355,"date":"2012-09-25T17:02:07","date_gmt":"2012-09-25T22:02:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5355"},"modified":"2012-09-25T17:02:07","modified_gmt":"2012-09-25T22:02:07","slug":"i-have-apparently","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=5355","title":{"rendered":"I have apparently"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>been enjoying Netflix too much.<\/p>\n<p>I dreampt the other night that I was watching a movie. A gang of rough guys was coming after a young couple- a couple consisting of a young Janine Turner and a young Harrison Ford. The baddies were some smart types but the couple was pretty good, too, Janine faking footsteps up a pair of stairs to fake one guy out and then clocking him in the face with a metal draftsman&#8217;s square, which stuck in one eye. THe  guy behind him on the stairs was stunned long enough for her to grab a revolver from the falling man and plug him in the nuts as he scrambled backward, trying to get away, the bullet exiting  between his shoulderblades. <\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t like this kind of drama in my movies. If I want to see people being assholes to one another, I don&#8217;t have to go far outside my daily commute. So I grabbed the Roku remote and tried to fast for4ward. A face on the screen grinned unpleasantly at me, waggled a finger, and said &#8220;Uh-uh. You have to watch this one through to the end&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I woke up in a cold sweat with nerves jangling. Still puts me on edge to think of it a bit. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>been enjoying Netflix too much. I dreampt the other night that I was watching a movie. A gang of rough guys was coming after a young couple- a couple consisting of a young Janine Turner and a young Harrison Ford. The baddies were some smart types but the couple was pretty good, too, Janine faking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5355"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5355"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5355\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}